I see people getting married to people they’ve known for, like, a year and a half. A year and a half? Is that really enough time to get to know someone to know you want to spend the REST of your life with them? I mean, I’ve had sweaters for a year and a half and I was like, “What the fuck was I doing with this sweater?”
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Being skinny would literally solve half my life problems

hating ass bitches 


casually waiting for the iphone 5s price to drop 

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